Braking Good
Buddy: Is that a UFO on your shirt?
You: It’s a brake disc and caliper.
Buddy: Why is it falling down?
You: It’s not falling, it’s hot.
Buddy: Why is it hot?
You: From braking.
Buddy: Why are you wearing a shirt with a giant brake on it?
You: Why are you wearing a shirt with a tiny dude on a horse holding a mallet?<!–
###team blipshift
###DOT4 Blue
###2013-10-03-22-00-00
###NY
###Boss is on you for the TPS report? Your “better” half eat the rest of your Twix bar? These days, it might seem like there is always someone on your case. Every once in a while, it’s good to reflect on the positives… like the puddle of drool on your desk after a work time nap, or getting the last paper towel in the company bathroom. Eff smelling the roses. Take a deep breath of hot brake. Now that’s Happy Time.
###blipshift
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